Quotes by Thomas Ellis found in The Rantings of a Single Male

Feminism isn't a philosophy, it's an asylum.

It’s getting to be that men need advanced degrees in abnormal psychology and gynecology just to have a girlfriend.

Men don’t fear commitment, men fear ambiguity.

Sexuality is the female hegemony.

A relationship isn’t a partnership. It’s not even a friendship. It’s a dictatorship.

To men, a relationship is just when the same woman starts showing up at our house every day telling us what to do.

I want to be in awe of women for more than their ability to get me off.

Call me jaded, but at least I can tell the difference between love and a good endorphin rush.

The only honest people left are children and comedians.

I happen to believe all people should be equally ridiculed.

Romance gets you in the door, dominance gets you in bed.

If women like money being spent on them, they love money being wasted on them.

It's not misogyny, it's biology.

In relationships as in sex, women always seem to be on the receiving end.

Love doesn't make you come.

As you go through life, take time to smell the hops.